just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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