i just ordered a pitcher of margaritas for me and a friend but she called and canceled. oh well, looks like im getting trashed alone.
the waiter who hardly speaks english told me "i go get your medicine now"
this medicine is soooo good.
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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