Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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