tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
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Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
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And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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