none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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