well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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