Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
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He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
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Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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