Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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