So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
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So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
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You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
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