I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
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