he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
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I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
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I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
Randomize