I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
