I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
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