So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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