she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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