ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
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You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
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Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
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