this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
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It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
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there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
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