someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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