they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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