: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
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True, R.I.P.
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
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