May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
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He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
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I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
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