I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
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he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
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You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
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