I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
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Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
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He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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