Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
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Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
should my penis look like a turkey
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
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You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
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