I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
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