quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
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