i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
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Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
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he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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