She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
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Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
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there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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