Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
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