And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
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I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
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she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
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