I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
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Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
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On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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