Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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