Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
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But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
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I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
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