What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
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he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
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She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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