is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
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id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
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Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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