After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
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dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
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I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
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