i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
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Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
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I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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