Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
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and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
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he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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