Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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