It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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