why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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