no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
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