she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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