I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
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Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
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But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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