He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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