WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
Randomize
