even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
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do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
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This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
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