Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
My lunch today consisted of going on the brewery tour with my boss. Free pretzels and two free beers.
I hate you.
To be fair, the beers are only 8 ounces each. So maybe you just kinda dislike me.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
Sex in the backyard? Check.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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