I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
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the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
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Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
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