She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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