You really coming over, don't trick.
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
