I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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