I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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