We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
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Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
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What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
I know her cup size but not her name....
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
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