and you said cock pushups were impossible
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
You're earring is so big in my mouth
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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